My soul is giving up space for rent.

Remember when somebody annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown. But it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and slap that motherf*cker.

IN 2 DAYS IT WILL BE ALL OVER.

Some things should have stayed in 2010. Such as extensions that look like they have been treated badly and want to commit suicide on your scalp. Here is the official list of TOOMUCHROCKANDROLL

1. My sleeping habits. It is not healthy and certainly not appreciated by my face in the morning.

2. People with feet that look like mouldy fruits and wear sandals. WTF cover that sh*t up.

3. Justin Bieber.

4. Overly positive people. (GTFOH)

5. Bad pick up lines. No, I do not want to be your (main) princess. No, let me scratch that- ALL pick up lines in the history of mankind.

6. People who try to justify being slutty. (Ok, I appreciate all kinds of people, but being slutty is not something to be proud of. Blaa)

7. Some teachers at uni (No names mentioned. They might not have a life and read this blog…)

8. Fendi. I cannot deal with you. Sorry.

9. Teenagers who act drunk. Not cute.

10. Tattoos with lame sayings such as “I am a star and want to shine”. (Blank stare)

SAME SH*T, DIFFERENT DIGITS.

I BLEED THE SAME BLOOD AS JESUS

(…)

The only way to accept an insult is to ignore it. If you cannot ignore it, top it. If you cannot top it, laugh at it. If you cannot laugh at it, you probably deserved it.

Overrated sh*t:

Overly long nails, babies, pretty boys, Twilight movies (aaargh), Hollywood actresses, relationship, sleep, dogs, Fendi, x boyfriends & Zac Efron hairstyles.

OH.OK.

I am a businessman now.
Yeah? Whats that, the restaurant business? No. From now on, you are in the gettin-f*cked-by-us business.